Saturday, May 8, 2010

Shayari re-invented | Ultra-Panchat Comedy | Comedy Quotes | Panchat Shayari


Here is some shayari for you. The style of shayari is very new and inspired by the many comedy shows currently aired on the Indian TV channels. So what are we waiting for!!! Lets ENJOY!!




1.  Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....


     Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....


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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"











2. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....


   Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....





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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...








3.  yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....


     yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....











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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..


  


5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....


    woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....


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ahun ahun ahun


ahun ahun ahun











6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. 


   mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. 


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  ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...











7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..


   Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..


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aja aja dil nichode ....


raat ki matki phode...








8. mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...


    mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..


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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...








9.  Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...


    Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...


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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."








Emotional Shayari…


Arz kiya hai…


Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…


Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…


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A for Apple B for Banana…


WAH WAH…!!




  


Arz kiya hai…


Kal tak thee jo meri present…


Kal tak thee jo meri present…


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Aaj ho gayee hai past…


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Kal tak thee jo meri present…


Aaj ho gayee hai past…


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Offer valid till stocks last..  :-P









Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....


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Waah! Waah!


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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....





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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ...!!"










Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach


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Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach


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.Asali masale sach sach


 MDH.....MDH ...!










Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter





Gaur farmaiye





Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter


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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter










1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss


1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss





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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!








World’s most PAINFUL shayari…





Dil mai chubhi sui….





Arz kiya hai…





Dil mai chubhi sui…





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Uui uui, uui uui…




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