Joke - Laws of Life

Here are some funny laws of life

Law of exam:
          The topic we leave will come in the exam for sure!

Law of queue:
          The queue you just left will move faster than the one you are in!

Law of mechanics:          Whenever there's a greece in your hands, your nose starts to itch terribly!

Law of reachability:
          A coin dropped down will attain the most unreachable corner possible!

Law of encounter:
          Probability of meeting a known person is very high when you are with some one you are not supposed to be with!

Theorem of telephone:
          When dialing a wrong number it will never be engaged! 

Funny Java Interview Questions

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres & autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will
follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

 

 

AC vs DC

Domain Knowledge is Very Important!!!

There was this family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three.

Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea from father, kid’s Mom came home.

Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

J ....Mothers know!!

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Domain knowledge is very important!!! Else your supplier will trick you......

Shayari re-invented | Ultra-Panchat Comedy | Comedy Quotes | Panchat Shayari

Here is some shayari for you. The style of shayari is very new and inspired by the many comedy shows currently aired on the Indian TV channels. So what are we waiting for!!! Lets ENJOY!!

1.  Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

     Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"

2. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....

   Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

3.  yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

     yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

  

5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

    woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

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ahun ahun ahun

ahun ahun ahun

6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. 

   mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. 

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  ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..

   Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..

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aja aja dil nichode ....

raat ki matki phode...

8. mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...

    mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..

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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

9.  Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

    Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

Emotional Shayari…

Arz kiya hai…

Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…

Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…

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A for Apple B for Banana…

WAH WAH…!!

  

Arz kiya hai…

Kal tak thee jo meri present…

Kal tak thee jo meri present…

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Aaj ho gayee hai past…

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Kal tak thee jo meri present…

Aaj ho gayee hai past…

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Offer valid till stocks last..  :-P

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....

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Waah! Waah!

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....

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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ...!!"

Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach

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Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach

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.Asali masale sach sach

 MDH.....MDH ...!

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!

World’s most PAINFUL shayari…

Dil mai chubhi sui….

Arz kiya hai…

Dil mai chubhi sui…

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Uui uui, uui uui…

History of 1 April

April 1 is called as FOOL’S day after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579 in Cristchurch. Son of the owner of a textile chain Brian and Co. Fabrics, he always had a passion to try out various innovative things in life. He did 105 businesses in his life time. He married an old woman at the age of 22. Due to his adventure in business, he even lost the property earned by his dad and by 1629, he was bankrupt and was blacklisted by all financial agencies then. He was an epitome of foolishness and people started to call him as master of fools. 

He also used to read all sorts of fake stories like you did just now.

Miscommunication

Marathi Jokes

IPL - Pune Team Jersey

IPL's third season has just started and is already attracting record eye-balls as well as record advertisers. IPL is now considered as the best platform to advertise and promote their brand to the masses not only across India but across the world. IPL commissioner-Lalit Modi's mission to make IPL an global event like football leagues is already on its way to success. 

Recently, IPL decided to include two more teams for the next years season. Pune and Kota won the bids to have their teams in the IPL. Pune team was targeted by many business tycoons, mostly due to the young and dynamic population in the city. In the end, Sahara group succeeded to grab-up the Pune team. 

One of the creative brain has visualized how the jersey of the Pune team would be, regarding the culture of the city. Here is the creative design. Enjoy!!!

Do Not Laugh

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50.

"Well," the beggar thinks," it’s still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.

"What’s going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7.50 and now only Rs. 5. What’s the problem?"

"Well," the man says,"last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.

"Four," the man replies.

"Well," says the beggar,"I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense".

10 facts

Here are ten facts:

1. You’re reading my blog post



2. Now you’re saying/thinking that’s a stupid fact.



4. You didn’t notice that i skipped 3.



5. You’re checking it now.



6. You’re smiling.



7. You’re still reading my blog post.



8. You know all you have read is true.



10. You didn’t notice that i skipped 9.



11. You’re checking it now.



12. You didn’t notice there are only 10 facts

Time spares No-one. Not even LOVE.

Really, time spares no-one. LOVE also changes by time. Here are some instances of LOVE dis-integrating with time.


The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I’m home!
After 6 months: I’m BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it’s for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!
Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I’m going to watch PIRATES play, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I’m suffocating here!!!!